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I stole a UFO at Area 51 and now I cant land it. What should I do? How do I bring it down?
Im so worried. I cant get this thing to land and im in outerspace now. I think i just went pass saturn because it has a ring around it.
I pressed some buttons in the UfO and it only increased the speed. I think im almost at light speed and im afraid im going to leave our milky way.
PLEASE PLEASE HELP. Also am I in trouble for stealing the UFO?
You do not have to worry about any of the local authorities coming after you, because the federal government says area 51 does not exist.
HOWEVER, depending on how long ago the true owners of the craft lost it or reported it missing, various galactic law enforcement agencies probably have the craft listed on their hot sheets. They could not find the craft before, because it was hidden at the non-existent area 51. Now that you are out joy riding around the universe, one of them is apt to spot you, and then you will be in trouble. And, depending on how long the craft has been missing, the owners may have reported it to their insurance company, and you definitely do not want to have to deal with the insurance investigators if they track you down before the galactic police.
My advice to you is to dump that thing on the nearest asteroid, and get away from it as quick as you can. And never take a vehicle joy riding if you are not completely sure of how the controls work.
By the way, is pooper your cat with you, or did you leave him at home?
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